meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

  1. outfit game: on point
  2. mental health game: ?????

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

fstw:

Call me the hamburglar cause I’m here to jack your meat

dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

callmeoutis:

the thing about shadow the hedgehog is that they tried so hard to make him cool that he was the uncoolest thing ever but he’s so uncool that he looped back around to being kind of cool again they failed so hard that they succeeded

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

  1. Me: my anaconda don't
  2. Me: my anaconda don't
  3. Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow