Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
"yay or neigh" the horse council was asked. "neigh" they replied. they are horses. they can only neigh.
the word power nap makes me laugh. whats next. thrash nap. death nap. atmospheric black nap
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
"wake up we gotta go"
i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
if she doesn’t watch yugioh she’s gotta yugigo