twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

raspberrying:

I want Ellen DeGeneres to be my therapist

sacaswagea:

one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

quentintarantinos:

helpful hint #979594303: My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason. Ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who… or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.