yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.
she wears short skirts i wear full body armour
she’s supergirl i’m batgirl and you’re about to regret all that crime you just committed
My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
It’s freaking ridiculous that parents with a young child who hints at being trans* or gay are heralded as heroes and get their own documentaries for accepting them like it’s the toughest and bravest decision ever to not bully your own kid
i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
sorry im 6 hours late i just finished untangling my headphones
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