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im Hayden im 17 im dumb and i watch a lot of tv
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3 weeks ago on March 25th, 2014 | J | 219,571 notes

snapchatting:

i’m blasting Applause so that all my neighbors can know that this is a gay house. a gay lives here

3 weeks ago on March 25th, 2014 | J | 60,331 notes
3 weeks ago on March 25th, 2014 | J | 53,308 notes

foodchewer:

"do you believe in love at first sight?" *looks in mirror* yea

4 weeks ago on March 23rd, 2014 | J | 36,167 notes

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

4 weeks ago on March 23rd, 2014 | J | 199,724 notes
1 month ago on March 20th, 2014 | J | 151,708 notes
1 month ago on March 18th, 2014 | J | 68,752 notes

richwhitemom:

if there’s no wifi then I’m bye-bye

1 month ago on March 15th, 2014 | J | 22,071 notes
are you gay?
straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
gay people: hella
are you straight:
straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
gay people: nah
1 month ago on March 8th, 2014 | J | 69,484 notes

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

image

1 month ago on March 6th, 2014 | J | 185,318 notes

constablevevo:

"yay or neigh" the horse council was asked. "neigh" they replied. they are horses. they can only neigh.

1 month ago on March 6th, 2014 | J | 32,453 notes

paeku:

the word power nap makes me laugh. whats next. thrash nap. death nap. atmospheric black nap

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 | J | 2,687 notes
1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 | J | 30,119 notes

ambiguously:

i am too gay and beautiful to do math

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 | J | 54,536 notes

straight white boy problems

amerlcanapparel:

when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”

1 month ago on March 5th, 2014 | J | 88,012 notes
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